1. Ataques Directos a la Apariencia Física.
Esta sección recopila citas que critican directamente la apariencia física de Charlie Kirk, a menudo utilizando lenguaje hiperbólico y comparaciones inusuales.
- Charlie kirk is what i imagine a human shaped hemorrhoid would look like.
- Charlie kirk is what happens when you have more face than brain.
- Charlie kirk, the only man alive with more gums than fucking brains.
- Charlie kirk looks like what you get when you shave a unibrow with a circumcision knife.
- Charlie kirk looks like his face is trying to take a shit, which although impossible, is the only explanation for that. Appearance.
- Charlie kirk is diarrhea given human form for some inexplicable reason.
- Charlie kirk looks like someone drew a face on a balloon and then blew the balloon up.
- Charlie kirk epitomizes the stench of being a human butt plug.
- Charlie kirk has a giant head that makes him look like a bad cartoon character.
- Charlie kirk and his wacky a teeth and face that looks like it was put together with spare parts can fuk all the way off.
- Charlie kirk looks like a jack-o’-lantern come to life. Has the intelligence of one too.
- Charlie kirk looks like what would happen if beavis and butthead were able to procreate.
- Charlie kirk is so full of shit his head looks like it's about to explode.
- Charlie kirk looks like if an extraterrestrial child were asked to draw a human from memory.
- Charlie kirk looks like his head didn’t finish forming correctly.
- Charlie kirk looks like they put the face of a cabbage patch premie doll on the head of an adult cabbage patch doll.
- Charlie kirk has such a square head he looks more like he came out of a box than a birth canal.
- Charlie kirk looks like what i imagine a human parasite would be. Had humans evolved to be parasites. Though i admit, some magats are showing early signs that evolution has already started.
- Charlie kirk has a freaky-ass face. "look at that face"- djt.
- Every time i see charlie kirk his face gets smaller and smaller, as if there is a singularity just behind his eyes that's slowly imploding his features into the event horizon.
- Charlie kirk looks like he could be a character on beavis and butthead.
- Charlie kirk is like if a goblin shark got reincarnated in a human body.
- Charlie kirk looks like the kid in high school who was stuffed into his locker by freshman girls.
- Charlie kirk reminds me of a thrombosed hemorrhoid. Ugly to look at, uncomfortable and extremely painful to deal with. No offense to thrombosed hemorrhoids intended.
- Every time i see a picture of charlie kirk it's a jumpscare. Every. Single. Time. He doesn't look real. His face and teeth are too small, his forehead and gums are too big, his haircut is unbelievably bad. If he was an alien we would laugh at his bad disguise, just nasty inside and out.
- Charlie kirk looks like megamind fued olive oyl. Good lord!
- Charlie kirk looks like a garbage pail kid. Yes, i'm criticizing him based on appearance.
- Charlie kirk looks like the guy everyone wants to beat up in junior high because he is a nark.
- Charlie kirk is what you get when mix diarrhea with large amounts of capsaicin.
- Charlie kirk sucks so bad his own teeth are fighting to escape his wretched mouth.
- Charlie kirk looks like a nervous alien that’s worried that the disguise is about to fail.
- Charlie kirk: a man whose teeth-to-gum-to-face ratio is extremely disturbing. And his aura of "upcoming court case surrounding sniffing the swings at a playground" is moreso.
- Charlie kirk looks like the kinda person who would immediately fold in half if someone looked at him in a mean way.
- Charlie kirk looks like he’s been run over by a military vehicle. He’s got that humvee head look.
- Charlie kirk has a giant head and gummy teeth. No further comment.
- Charlie kirk looks more and more like a balloon with a face drawn on it every time i see him.
- Charlie kirk looks like someone drawn by a kid who has talent but isn't quite there yet.
- Charlie kirk is a living illusion: it’s not that his eyes are too close together, it’s that his head is real wide.
- Charlie kirk looks like a character from beavis and butthead and was probably clowned by the black kids at his school.
- Charlie kirk literally looks like butthead from beavis & butthead.
- Charlie kirk looks like he suffers from fetal alcohol syndrome.
- Charlie kirk looks like an after photo of a botched facial transplant. No wonder he’s so miserable with his horse teeth.
- Charlie kirk is the modern day pinocchio; the more he lies, the smaller his face gets on his head.
- Please tell me charlie kirk doesn't look like butthead. He is a butthead and he looks like one.
- Charlie kirk is a deeply weird looking guy. He looks like he’s wearing a charlie kirk mask.
- Charlie kirk has a face that gives children (and sane adults) nightmares.
- Charlie kirk looks like a 40-something pretending to be a 20-something pretending to be 16.
- Charlie kirk looks like a participation trophy that came to life, like pinocchio, but it's full of evil.
- The germans have a great word for people like charlie kirk: backpfeifengesicht.
- Charlie kirk is the pimple on our asses that sometimes rear its ugly head and we just need to pop it out. Lol.
- Charlie kirk doesnt look like a real person. That is saying a lot considering he is standing next to a trump.
- Charlie kirk got way too much gum above his teeth. Looking like a mouth breather.
- All i have to say about charlie kirk is wow is that a totally fucked up head.
- Charlie kirk seems like someone that has been punched in the face. A lot. There's a high chance he has brain damage.
- Charlie kirk is what you get when you mate a perv with a dweeb.
- Charlie kirk looks like the final form of every guy who laughs way too hard at his own "that's what she said!" joke.
- I'm sorry but if i see charlie kirk i think boy, what a piece of shit.
- Charlie kirk acts like he has something to say and then has the audacity to look like this mf:
- I can't explain this further but charlie kirk looks like the gingerbread man from shrek come to life. It's the proportions. They are all wrong.
- Charlie kirk is so dumb he cannot even try to fix his ugly head. He looks like count chocula. He is another piece of fascist traitorous shit.
- Charlie kirk has the strangest combination of shark eyes and baby teeth. Face built like a ghoulie.
- Charlie kirk is fully demented. Just look into his eyes and you'll see it.
- Charlie kirk has a grotesquely large head that is devoid of brain matter.
- If stupidity had a face, it would be charlie kirk. His gummy smile is what ignorance feels like.
- I’m gonna say it charlie kirk has a face built like a used baseball mitt.
- I saw this somewhere else but tell me charlie kirk doesn't look like the blow-up automatic pilot from airplane.
- Charlie kirk looks like his head was designed by the same people who brought us max headroom in the 80s.
- Charlie kirk looks like one of those photoshops where you shrink all of someone's facial features but leave the skull the same.
- Charlie kirk looks like the sensation of being humid and sweaty, but then you're suddenly hit with a bucket of ice cold rain water.
- Charlie kirk looks like he was homeschooled by youtube comments and raised on spite. Every word out of his mouth feels like a group project led by brain fog and bitterness.
- Man has lower case teeth and capital gums. Fuck charlie kirk.
- Charlie kirk has way too many teeth in that big mouth of his for someone who says so much racist shit.
- Not to be superficial, but, seriously, wtf? charlie kirk looks like a case study of inbreeding and pregnancy smoking, drinking, and meth all rolled into one. Is face looks like something you would find in spirit halloween.
- The people that commit mass violence in this country look like charlie kirk.
- Charlie kirk is an object lesson for why you don't tease witches. Dumbass looks like someone scaled up a mr. Potatohead wrong.
- Charlie kirk is a prime example on the effects of inbreeding.
- I totally agree. Charlie kirk looks like something from the walking dead. That awful ghoulish smile.
- Something is wrong with charlie kirk and it has nothing to do with his horse smile.
- Charlie kirk looks like he's the son of the inflatable auto-pilot from the movie "airplane." no wonder it's so easy to let the air out of his naked racist arguments. He's not even a real person.
- Charlie kirk looks like a demon on crack im surprised hes even married.
- Charlie kirk looks like he made a weird face when his orgasm was ruined, and it got stuck that way.
- Charlie kirk is what happens when inbreeding isn’t kept in check.
- Pretty much what i would expect from charlie "little face" kirk. He truly is a balloon head.
- Charlie kirk looks like harry potter’s creepy older brother.
- Charlie kirk looks like the large headed guy on rick & morty.
- Every time charlie kirk finger bangs his fartbox in public, his head gets a little more unsettlingly disproportionate to his body.
- Charlie kirk looks like he hangs out in hospital maternity wards offering to circumcise newborns w his freaky ass horse teeth.
- Charlie kirk should do something about his face, the way it keeps shrinking.
- Charlie kirk looks like the subject of a monster factory video about five minutes and maybe 7 sliders in.
- I'll never not think charlie kirk looks like the autopilot from airplane.
- I’m just going to say it. Charlie kirk has a poorly rendered uncanny valley balloon head.
- Charlie kirk looks like a guy you'd go to the old witch in the swamp and get her to summon a demon from the pumpkin patch about.
- Feel better: you don't look like charlie kirk, you look like a junior high schooler who watches too much charlie kirk.
- Charlie kirk looks like if pop'n'fresh was a barely averted school shooter.
- Charlie kirk is an idiot! coincidentally he also has a potato head.
- Omg i need that laugh. Have you ever noticed charlie kirk looks like this guy.
- I think charlie kirk is the ugliest man on our planet. He reminds me of a piranha, big head and small teeth.
- Charlie kirk looks like a titan i bet he can bite cleanly through concrete.
- Seeing charlie kirk is always a disgusting shock. It’s like walking into your home from outside, getting a drink from the fridge, and looking back across the floor to see that you stepped in dog shit while out and have tracked it across the house.
- Charlie kirk looks like a guy who would chase a dollar being pulled away on a string for over 20 minutes.
- Charlie kirk is an unremarkable loser who looks like the poster child for talking gingivitis.
- Charlie kirk looks wonderfully uncomfortable, like the loser he is.
- Charlie kirk has one of the most punchable faces i've ever seen, but the only thing that can save that fuckin gum line is a louisville slugger.
- Charlie kirk does look like somebody who would shit in a bucket while on the computer instead of getting up to use the restroom.
- I can't explain it but charlie kirk looks like a wooden spoon with the prongs. I will not elaborate.
- Charlie kirk looks like he just saw what was in the ark of the covenant.
- With that being said charlie kirk can choke on several dicks. Everytime i see him his face shrinks more and more. His head looks like a warpped tomato.
- Charlie kirk looks like his mid-animorph and turning into one of those dried apple core dolls.
- Just a reminder that the more you see pictures and videos of charlie kirk, the more you can’t tell if someone slightly altered them to make his eyes, nose, and mouth too small for his face.
- I just like to say that charlie kirk is an example that a larger head does not equal a bigger brain!
- Someone made an ai image of charlie kirk. It's like a cross between him and butthead.
- Charlie kirk is a lab experiment gone very wrong. He's a walking, talking fungus.
- Charlie kirk is what vaginal dryness would be if it was a person.
- Every time i see charlie kirk i have to double-take because he looks like someone photoshopped their face onto a different guy.
- Charlie kirk has an eddie munster vibe about him. How can you take a person seriously who looks in the mirror before his day begins and thinks “nailed it”.
- Charlie kirk looks like what would happen if a fleshlight was made into a real boy.
- Someone pointed out to me that charlie kirk looks like a thumb thumb from spy kids, and i can't unsee it!
- Charlie kirk looks like one of those airheads commercials where their head blows up, but their face stays the same size.
- I would say someone needs to punch charlie kirk in the face but it looks like someone already did.
- Charlie kirk has such a small face. Whoever he pays to piss in his mouth probably has such a hard time getting it in the right hole. I mean the target is so small.
- Everytime charlie kirk lies his face gets just a tiny bit smaller.
- I try not to judge people based on appearance, but charlie kirk makes that extremely dıfficult.
- Charlie kirk has an intellect smaller than his weird tiny face. He's a great example of a mediocre man failing to prominence.
- Charlie kirk has long since implanted himself as trump's holster for his dick tatership wishes. His mouth may look swollen for obvious reasons.
- I am trying to move away from laughing at how another person looks but i just saw what charlie kirk looks like and why is this man humpty dumpty headed.
- Charlie kirk literally is a pussie pimple on the ass of this country. Needs popping.
- I'm sorry if i see charlie kirk, i'm going to be like, "it's too bad someone doesn't kick him in the balls so hard he can taste them.".
- You can tell it's charlie kirk from a mile away by his huge forehead.
- I bet if you hit charlie kirk in the face you would find out shit splatters.
- Charlie kirk has the face many see in there nightmares. He is a monster inside and out. Hide your children. Magamurders magamolesters.
- If you ever see charlie kirk and he isn't frightened, we have failed as a nation.
- Charlie kirk literally looks like the memes. A face only a mother could love.
- Every time i see a picture of charlie kirk- i can’t unsee this:
- Charlie kirk talks so much shit for someone whos face looks like you lasso tool'd it in photoshop, shrunk the size down and then bandage tool'd the rest.
- Charlie kirk would be amazing if he had a brain that fit in that bigass head of his. Shit is made up of bones, meat, and worms.
- Wow, i never noticed what a striking resemblance jd couchhumper bears to charlie kirk.
- Charlie kirk looks like a demonic imp straight from hell when he smiles.
- Charlie kirk does look like a cartoon character! butthead is who i'm thinking!
- Let's be serious for a moment. Is it just me or does the "guy" below strike more than a resemblance to butt-head? hey, i've always thought charlie kirk was a real life butt-head!
- Charlie kirk looks like he irons his underwear but doesn't wash them.
- Charlie kirk really, really, really needs to do everything he can not to be photographed with his mouth agape like that. He looks like someone cursed a kewpie doll and mated it with a dollar store squishmallow.
- Charlie kirk is the only man i know who if you punched him you'd hit his whole face at once.
- Charlie kirk thinks he gives the warnings. He’s getting too big for his britches, like his gums for his mouth.
- Charlie kirk wakes up every morning, looking like this, thinking he has superior genetics.
- Charlie kirk is the guy whose cranium is so dense, its gravity is pulling his eyes together, right?
- Charlie kirk is an inflamed hemorrhoid on the ass of america.
- I'm even more pissed that i know what potato-headed charlie kirk looks like.
- I heard someone say charlie kirk looks like a thumb. Can’t unsee it now.
- Charlie kirk looks like he's a proud eleventh generation fetal alcohol syndrome survivor.
- Watching charlie kirk talk about whatever the omfg how is that his real head??
- Charlie kirk is like 80% gums and forehead where his brain matter should be.
- When i see charlie kirk, i’m like ‘why are his damn gums so big and flapping all the time?’.
- Nicely done. And i'll say it again, charlie kirk looks like the idea of a human drawn by someone who isn't quite ready to show yet. Add junior in as an example of poor perspective.
- Charlie kirk looks like a character that animators gave up on halfway through, like they hit the “good enough” button and called it a day.
- Like i'm trying to find other ways of making fun of people who suck than their appearance because there's a blast radius when you do that but charlie kirk looks like a ransom note in face form.
- Charlie kirk talks a lot of shit for someone who looks like seth macfarlane was drawn from memory on a wet napkin.
- Charlie kirk has an unfortunate sized head for his face, but it is not filled with brains, rather with hot air. He's an inflatable, that bows whichever way the wind blows from the tangerine idiot's mouth.
- Charlie kirk always looks like the result of what you’d get if haley joel osment fucked tucker carlson.
- Charlie kirk has a flat ass head. No wonder he’s so hateful.
- Imagine looking like charlie kirk and making fun of how other people look.
- Charlie kirk gargles his piss. That's why his gums look like that.
- Charlie kirk is living proof of why eating lead paint is bad for you.
- Charlie kirk looks like an egg that someone sloppily put a toupee on.
- Charlie kirk is demanding immediate release if your particular kink is a guy with huge gums and a micro-penis.
- Charlie kirk is not a real person, he's just a kilroy face scribbled by a child with a sharpie on a balloon made of meat. We have to stop hallucinating that he says words instead of a hissing gaseous noise. I reject him as a vision of common pathology. Me & ol' reality not gettin on good this week.